Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince is a movie about a book about five other books with one book after it and two more movies that are coming out based on that book. It is about the book, but not really, and it has a lot to do with Harry Potter falling in love with one girl and another one and another one. It is awesome.

Harry Potter is played by a boy who was naked with a horse once, but not like that. His friend is Ron and his other friend is Hermione. They’re wizards and have wands, but they can’t use them yet because they’re not old enough. They use them, though, and everyone’s okay with that.

First, Harry’s in the newspaper and he’s bleeding, but it’s just a picture so that’s okay. But a girl with lots of hair says, tell me about Harry Potter, and Harry Potter says, it’s not me. Then the girl says, okay, and likes him. Then Dumbledore shows up.

Dumbledore is like Merlin with a beard and magic, but his hand is weird. It looks like black skin. It’s not like black skin on black people because that would be like he left his hand out the window while driving in the sun. But it would have to be just his hand, and only part of it really, and it doesn’t look like that anyway. It looks like he touched fire with it. It’s kind of gross.

Dumbledore takes Harry away from the girl that likes him and shows him a house that’s broken. You can see the bones of the house and it has dragons’ blood. Dumbledore uses the part of his wand that is a flashlight and sees a chair. When he pokes the chair with his flashlight the chair says, oh no, and is a person then. The chair used to teach at Harry’s school and then he does again.

Some bad magic people that don’t like Harry Potter go to a house. They talk to another guy named Severus. He’s a teacher at Harry’s school too. He doesn’t like Harry, and Harry doesn’t like him, but Dumbledore likes them both so they’re kind of like friends that don’t really like each other. Severus holds hand with one of the bad guys, who is actually a bad girl, and their hands get burned together. Then it’s over.

Harry goes to a house and all his friends are there. They miss him and go to a toy store. A blonde boy walks by and the friends and Harry follow him. He’s buying a wardrobe. He doesn’t buy it, though and a woman kisses his cheek. Harry and Ron and Hermione don’t like that one bit.

On a train somewhere, Harry finds the blonde boy and sneaks up on him. The boy is angry and steps on Harry’s face. He’s bleeding then and it’s not a picture so that’s not okay. A weird girl sees Harry with magic glasses and she uses the part of her wand that is a doctor to fix his face. Then they go to school.

School looks fun. Harry and Ron look at people and then they go to class. It’s like a chemistry class mixed with a cooking class. Harry finds a book that isn’t his and he should give it back before he gets into trouble, but he doesn’t. He keeps it and then he does get into trouble. Deadly trouble. People start to bleed, but it’s only magic bleeding and everyone’s wand has a doctor in it, so it’s okay, kinda. They still bleed, though, and it’s trouble.

After that, Harry goes to see Dumbledore and he puts his face under water. He doesn’t drown, he goes back in time. He sees Dumbledore trying to adopt a kid. He burns his closet and the kid says, I can talk to snakes. Then it’s over.

Then everyone’s playing basketball on broomsticks.

The blonde hair kid goes to an imaginary room with an apple. It’s a green apple. He puts the green apple in a wardrobe like the one he was going to buy earlier, but it’s not the same one. It’s the sister of the one so they’re like twins. He puts the apple in there and it goes away. Then it comes back. Then he leaves with the apple.

Harry goes to a bar after that and tells his friend not to sit next to him. The teacher that used to be a chair sees him and says, hi. Harry says, hi. Then the man invites him to a party that he’s going to have later.

Then it’s the scary part. A girl is dead, kinda, and she’s in the middle of the road. She’s like a demon then. She flies in the air and does a whisper scream and everyone’s scared. Then she falls and she’s dead, kinda, again. Harry says, it’s the blonde kid’s fault, and everyone thinks he’s crazy, but they think the blonde kid is crazier so he’s not as crazy.

Harry goes to the party with the chair guy and other people. They have ice cream. A girl shows up late and she is Harry’s friend’s little sister. He likes her then.

Ron and Harry have to play basketball on broomsticks again and Ron does a good job so a girl with curly hair likes him. Apparently, Hermione liked him too and she’s not happy about the other girl liking him so she throws birds at him and the birds explode. They don’t hurt him, but they still explode and I thought Hermione liked birds just fine, so she must’ve been really angry.

The blonde boy takes his apple to the fake room again and puts it in the wardrobe again. When it disappears, it comes back, but not the same. It has a bite out of it. I suspected Narnia, but they didn’t say what it was.

There’s another party Harry goes with the weird girl that found him on a train. She looks like a jellyfish and Harry looks normal. At the party, everything’s fun and happy and the chair teacher takes pictures with everyone.

I think it was Christmas, but nobody says, but there’s a tree and lights and cakes and stuff. Nobody sings songs or opens presents, so it could’ve been wizard Christmas, or maybe it was Hanukah. Everyone is at the big house again with Harry’s friends and his friends’ family. Then fire happens. Everywhere. One of the bad guys that burned hands with Severus started it and she runs through tall grass and Harry follows her. His friend’s little sister follows too and soon they’re in water. Then the bad guy, the bad girl, puts fire in the house with her magic and nobody has a fireman in their wand so it burns down the house. It wasn’t a good Christmas that year.

Harry Potter goes back in time again and sees a boy talking to the chair man. The boy says, I like magic, and the chair man says, get out. Then Dumbledore’s confused and Harry’s confused and I was confused, but it was okay because they came back in time and showed Dumbledore’s burned hand again and I knew what was going on, kinda.

Then the blonde boy goes to the room that isn’t there with a bird. He puts the bird in the cabinet and it dies. Not for fake, but for definitely. It’s dead and the blonde boy is sad or angry or weird looking, anyway, and he leaves.

The demon girl is alive again, again, and she tells Harry that she doesn’t know what happened. Then the blonde boy comes in the room and looks funny again and Harry runs after him. Then that book gets him into magic blood trouble when he says words that were in the book. The boy gets cut and Severus is mad at Harry, but has to use his doctor powers to make the boy not cut. But he’s really angry.

Harry goes with his friends little sister to hide the bad book. They go to that imaginary room and Harry closes his eyes and the girl kisses him. He likes her and she likes him and they’re happy. For now, anyway.

Harry gets lucky, but not like that, and he talks to a giant person who has a dead spider and is crying. The chair teacher is there and cries too and gives Harry part of his memory. Then he goes back in time again and they show the scene where the boy says, I like magic, again. But the chair doesn’t say, get out. He says, you shouldn’t kill people because it’s bad. Then he says, get out. Then Dumbledore and Harry go to the beach.

The beach is rocky and windy so Harry and Dumbledore go in a cave. Dumbledore bleeds on the wall in the cave and it falls down and they see more water. There’s a boat under the water. Harry finds it. The two of them go to an island in the middle of the water that looks like Superman’s house.

There’s something to drink on the island and Dumbledore says, I want to drink it. Then he drinks it and says, I don’t want to drink it. Harry makes him drink all of it, though. They find a fake necklace and then more trouble.

Gollum is under the water in the cave and he brought his family and friends. They attack Harry and Dumbledore. But Dumbledore makes fire, like the bad girl did in the house, and they’re okay.

Back at the school, Harry and Dumbledore are okay still. Then they’re not okay. Bad magic people come from the Narnia cabinet and Severus doesn’t like Dumbledore anymore. He kills him and Harry is mad. He doesn’t do anything though, just stays mad. Then it’s over.

Dumbledore fell on the ground when he died and the people of the school, all of them, look down at him, but he doesn’t know because he’s dead. Magic dead. Everyone turns on their flashlights and points them in the sky. They’re all sad and that makes sense.

At the end, Harry still likes his friends little sister and Hermione says, your friend is okay with it, and they watch a bird fly and then I knew that Hermione was angry when she exploded those other birds, because she liked watching that bird at the end.